I eat the first bite of every slice and then put sauce in the middle. My sibling hates me… I'm convinced it's normal. Shatter my reality please
by regulator536
35 Comments
Josephofthehighest
Def a misdemeanor.
porkchopsforsaken
I like pizza and ketchup too
Voduun-World-Healer
Ketchup? If it was pizza sauce then I’d say innocent of all charges. Ketchup though…? I’d say at least a 4th degree felony. Ketchup… the jury is agast by such heinousness
mrspeace
It depends on the sauce honestly. If ketchup then this is a pretty bad crime.
Also, if shared, it’s a crime automatically.
MatsyLR
You need to get your meds checked
AnonymousBromosapien
Im curious to read how you have reasonably deduced that doing this is normal…
Not that its wild and crazy or anything, im just wholly unsure as to what evidence youve encountered that has you convinced this is something people other than yourself do?
From my perspective I have;
1) never in my life seen anyone intentionally eat the tips of all their pizza slices for the sole purpose of making a sauce hole
2) either never or forgettably rarely seen someone use ketchup as a dipping sauce for their pizza
So, relative to my own self at least, I can reasonably deduce that several behaviors here are abnormal. With you claiming the opposite… id ask you to please elaborate on what evidence youve encountered that would rationally explain how the above two points are normal, outside your own doing of course.
Heisenbread77
I love pizza.
I also love Ketchup.
OP is guilty of murder
ZannyHip
Jail time for sure
sincubus33
This would be a cool idea if it were marinara
obeyn8
Oh hell nah
Viivi19
This falls into felony range. If this was marinara or something else, it would not be a crime.
MyA55Hurts
Smells like a retarded ruse to get cool internet points.
stacity
BuffaloStranger97
You’re on thin ice, buddy
GhostGrizz
Throw in some well done steak fingers and you got yourself a banquet
DDrewit
That’s ketchup bro. Unless you’ve got a pile of fries out of frame this is a straight up CRIME!
eli--12
god why ketchup?? thats the only crime here
Scoopie
NoChilly84
Ew wtf
Fusionsigh
50 years no pizza or anything related to pizza
No-Hospital-21
why tho
Disco_35
Most of these food crime posts dont affect me. My lip curled in anger at this image.
tipareth1978
I hate it….. but I respect it
Mutne_vode
NOOOO
regulator536
P.S It’s funny how I’m also a chef.
GamerInfinity1996
Disgusting
EggForTryingThymes
Sauce? SAUCE!?! That is fucking ketchup!
yesdamnit
Thats not fucking sauce thats KETCHUP
Axilla77
That’s ketchup and not sauce.
Oh_Lawd_He_commin420
Destruction of evidence is an additional crime sir.
35 Comments
Def a misdemeanor.
I like pizza and ketchup too
Ketchup? If it was pizza sauce then I’d say innocent of all charges. Ketchup though…? I’d say at least a 4th degree felony. Ketchup… the jury is agast by such heinousness
It depends on the sauce honestly. If ketchup then this is a pretty bad crime.
Also, if shared, it’s a crime automatically.
You need to get your meds checked
Im curious to read how you have reasonably deduced that doing this is normal…
Not that its wild and crazy or anything, im just wholly unsure as to what evidence youve encountered that has you convinced this is something people other than yourself do?
From my perspective I have;
1) never in my life seen anyone intentionally eat the tips of all their pizza slices for the sole purpose of making a sauce hole
2) either never or forgettably rarely seen someone use ketchup as a dipping sauce for their pizza
So, relative to my own self at least, I can reasonably deduce that several behaviors here are abnormal. With you claiming the opposite… id ask you to please elaborate on what evidence youve encountered that would rationally explain how the above two points are normal, outside your own doing of course.
I love pizza.
I also love Ketchup.
OP is guilty of murder
Jail time for sure
This would be a cool idea if it were marinara
Oh hell nah
This falls into felony range. If this was marinara or something else, it would not be a crime.
Smells like a retarded ruse to get cool internet points.
You’re on thin ice, buddy
Throw in some well done steak fingers and you got yourself a banquet
That’s ketchup bro. Unless you’ve got a pile of fries out of frame this is a straight up CRIME!
god why ketchup?? thats the only crime here
Ew wtf
50 years no pizza or anything related to pizza
why tho
Most of these food crime posts dont affect me. My lip curled in anger at this image.
I hate it….. but I respect it
NOOOO
P.S It’s funny how I’m also a chef.
Disgusting
Sauce? SAUCE!?! That is fucking ketchup!
Thats not fucking sauce thats KETCHUP
That’s ketchup and not sauce.
Destruction of evidence is an additional crime sir.
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what the fuck man
This sub is so fucking stupid.